Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Sophia Aram
Emergency Blankets? Emergency blankets are crinkly aluminum hugs.
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My spirit animal is a calendar reminder.
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Unboxing Disappointment? I ordered “luxury headphones” and got earmuffs with wires.
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Camouflage Painters? Camouflage paint is clown makeup for hunters.
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I read terms and conditions once; now I see ghosts.
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Unboxing Videos? Unboxing videos are wrapping paper fetish clubs.
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Costume Parties? I wore a sheet as a ghost and got mistaken for “lazy laundry.”
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Too Many Throw Pillows? My couch has more pillows than guests.
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Detox Rebrands? A “social media detox” is just logging out angrily.
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Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.