Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
9. Bohiney News
Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
Bohineys Flack (Flack, PR)
Magic Tricks? Magic tricks are lies with applause.
Bohineys coverage (Baltimore, MD)
Speed Dating? Speed dating is just job interviews for romance with no callbacks.
Bohineys preview (Preview, IL)
Plant Namers? If you name your fern “Gary,” it’s still dying.
The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)
Smart Fridges? Smart fridges gossip about leftovers.
The Bohiney Birdcage Liner (Birdcage Liner, pet store)
I don’t chase clout; I lose it.
The Bohiney caption (Caption This, FL)
I don’t hustle; I curate fatigue.
Posing a question is a great way to engage readers.
Preppers? Preppers call hoarding “strategy.”
The satirists at Bohiney
Weight Loss? Weight loss journeys are before-and-after photos with denial.
The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)
My patience is in airplane mode after 9 p.m.