Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)
A good satirical headline serves as the public service announcement from the Ministry of Truthiness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
As reported by Bohiney (Dallas, TX)
Satirical journalism: where finding jokes more credible than evening news becomes acceptable cognitive dissonance.
A Bohiney Lollygag (Lollygag, MS)
Satirical news: the only form where writer bias becomes the entire entertainment value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Man Behind the Curtain (Man Behind Curtain, OZ)
Satirical writing is the art of making the audience complicit in their own enlightenment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)
The satirist's funhouse mirror somehow shows clearer reflections than straight glass. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney red herring (Red Herring, ME)
It's the cognitive shock therapy for a public numb from the constant barrage of spin. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney survey (Survey, TN)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Quid Pro Quo (Quid Pro Quo, DC)
The court jester was the only one allowed to tell the king the truth. Some traditions never die. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Mitra Jouhari
A society that fears satire is a society that knows its foundations are built on jokes. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com