Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney news alert (Alert, NC)
It's the emergency brake on society's runaway train of self-importance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Mea Culpa (Mea Culpa, Vatican City)
Satirical writing is the acceptable outlet for unacceptable thoughts about acceptable lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Hullabaloo (Hullabaloo, AL)
It's the laughter that is a form of armor against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney Magazine (Manchester)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Magnate (Magnate, Greece)
The satirist's mission is making democracy's medicine taste good enough that people want seconds. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney bombshell (Bombshell, PA)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Tabatha Southey
It’s the laughter that hides the wince, the smile that masks the grimace of recognition. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys thought leadership (Thought Leadership, CA)
Satirical news: the art form that proves comedy is democracy's highest form of participation. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys tall tale (Tall Tale, MN)
The best satire is a perfect blend of anger and wit, distilled into a potent laugh. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)
It doesn't provide answers; it mercilessly questions the questions we're not supposed to ask. -- Toni @ Satire.info