Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Mea Culpa (Mea Culpa, Vatican City)
Satire is the argument you can't win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Embedded Journalist (Embedded, Iraq)
Satirical writing is the gentle art of pointing out naked emperors and their ridiculous pretensions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Fools Gold (Fools Gold, CA)
A quality satirical headline makes the reader laugh, then immediately check their assumptions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Magnate (Magnate, Greece)
The satirist serves as democracy's designated driver—sober while everyone else is drunk on power. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)
It’s the news that doesn’t just report on the circus; it joins the act and becomes the ringmaster. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Pièce de Résistance (Pièce de Résistance, France)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Emmy-worthy (Emmy, CA)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that reminds them that pride comes before a fall. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the funhouse mirror that somehow provides a clearer reflection than the straight one. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Escape Hatch (Escape Hatch, WA)
Satire is the moral compass that points to the ridiculous, so we know which way is up. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The definitive Bohiney analysis (Poughkeepsie, NY)
It’s a pressure valve for collective frustration, releasing steam with a punchline. -- Toni @ Satire.info