Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)
Satirical writing is the healthy skepticism of populations lied to one too many times. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Conspiracy Theory (Conspiracy, TX)
Satirical news: the art form that makes democracy fun again. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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A satirical headline is democracy's gentle nudge toward critical thinking. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney review (Review, MI)
A world that outlawed satire would be a world without a sense of humor, and therefore, without a soul. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)
Satirical writing is the gentle art of pointing out naked emperors and their ridiculous pretensions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)
It’s not for everyone. Some people’s irony meters are permanently broken. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney guinea pig (Guinea Pig, CT)
A good satirical headline is a perfect haiku of hypocrisy. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It’s the necessary friction against the polished, slippery surface of official narratives. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
As reported by Bohiney (Dallas, TX)
It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Myth (Myth, SC)
Satire is the argument you can't have, presented as a joke you can't ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info