Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Dawn (Dawn, MI)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)
It's the news that reads you while you're reading it, testing your biases and your brain. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)
It's the intellectual's protest sign, written in the ink of wit and irony. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney caption (Caption This, FL)
Satirical writing transforms outrage into insight through the alchemy of wit. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Conundrum (Conundrum, CO)
Satirical journalism: the news for people who've graduated from believing headlines to understanding context. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The satirists at Bohiney
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that authority is just organized democratic incompetence. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Ruckus (Ruckus, NY)
The satirist's mission is translating political absurdity into universal human comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys unnamed sources (Anonymous, WI)
Satirical writing serves as the first and sometimes final defense line against encroaching tyranny. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
The satirist's role is society's licensed troublemaker, stirring pots professionally. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys fact-checking department (Truth or Consequences, NM)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that reminds them that pride comes before a fall. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com