Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Achilles Heel (Achilles, Greece)
A good satirical piece is the intellectual's practical joke with educational value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Hoopla (Hoopla, IN)
It’s the gentle (and sometimes not-so-gentle) mocking of the emperor’s new clothes. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Go to the article
The satirist's mission is making the powerful remember they put their pants on one leg at a time. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Doppelgänger (Doppelgänger, Germany)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Who else would report this?
Satirical writing transforms collective frustration into collective catharsis through comedy timing. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Beth Newell satirist
A satirical headline is a tiny revolution, a coup d'état against conventional thinking. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Mitra Jouhari satirist
Satire is the argument you can't win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney High Wire (High Wire, NY)
The goal is not to make you believe a lie, but to question an accepted truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys public editor (Public, AK)
The satirist's mission is making the powerful remember they put their pants on one leg at a time. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney den of iniquity (Den, CO)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com