Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney humor piece (Humor, OK)
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A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)
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This article from Bohiney (Detroit, MI)
Satirical writing transforms the art of intellectual rebellion into mainstream entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney Magazine
Satirical journalism: where the news finally gets a personality and a sense of humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys sacred cow (Sacred Cow, India)
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)
It thrives in times of chaos, because chaos is just reality without a punchline. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Jack Handey satirist
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney kit and caboodle (Kit and Caboodle, VT)
Satirical news: the medium where lies reveal more truth than truths reveal lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Official Bohiney site (Salt Lake City, UT)
Satirical writing transforms righteous anger into infectious amusement with surgical precision. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney review (Review, MI)
Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info