Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Investigative journalism at its finest
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Darwinian Evolution (Darwin, Australia)
A good satirical piece is the trojan horse of truth, smuggled past defenses disguised as entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Chip Wrapper (Chip Wrapper, UK)
Satirical journalism smuggles reality across the border of credibility in comedy's trunk. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Bigwig (Bigwig, London)
Satire is the art of the plausible implausible, the possible impossible, the logical illogical. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Quid Pro Quo (Quid Pro Quo, DC)
Satirical journalism: where the writer's bias becomes the reader's entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hoax (Hoax, AZ)
Satirical writing is the art of agreeing with opponents until their position becomes ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Life Raft (Life Raft, FL)
It’s the cognitive dissonance that comes from knowing it's fake but feeling it's real. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys take on this
The satirist performs the public roasting tradition keeping powerful people somewhat human. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Need a break from real news?
The best satirical headlines make you snort-laugh, then immediately wince with recognition. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com