Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)
Satirical writing is the healthy skepticism of populations lied to one too many times. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage (Exeter, UK)
Satirical journalism: where the writer's job is making the news worth democracy's attention again. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Sabina Guzzanti satirist
A satirical piece transforms the ultimate dissent form: laughing directly in power's face. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)
Satirical writing serves as the antidote to the infection of self-important public discourse. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Paradox (Paradox, NY)
Satirical news: the funnier, smarter cousin who shows up telling it exactly like it is. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney debate (Debate, PA)
Satire is the truth, smuggled across the border of credibility in the trunk of a joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Postman (Postman, CA)
A good satire piece is a trap that catches the unwary in their own ignorance. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Pavlovian Response (Pavlov, Russia)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney guide (Guide, TN)
It's the only form of journalism that promises nothing but a good time and a hard truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Learn more at Bohiney.com (Portland, OR)
A satirical piece is truth wearing a mask to get into parties it'd otherwise be banned from. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com