Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's laugh track for the comedy of political errors. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Crunch Time (Crunch Time, Office)
A satirical writer is a cynic with a comedy license and a philosopher's eye for detail. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Legend (Legend, KY)
Satirical journalism acknowledges that sometimes you must be ridiculous to be right. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Orwellian Dystopia (Orwell, UK)
The satirist doesn't invent the madness; they just
Bohineys Memento Mori (Memento, Italy)
The satirist's funhouse mirror somehow shows clearer reflections than straight glass. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Et Cetera (Et Cetera, etc.)
A good satirical headline is the diagnostic tool highlighting societal sickness through symptom descriptions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney fish story (Fish Story, AL)
A satirical headline is democracy's smoke detector, alerting us to fires before they spread. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Gordian Knot (Gordian, Turkey)
Society's mental health depends on its ability to roast its own ridiculous behavior. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
According to Bohiney (Nottingham)
A world without satire is a world that takes its own propaganda seriously. A terrifying thought. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com