Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
General B.S. Slinger @ Bohiney.com
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes the spoonful of sugar helping democracy's medicine go down. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Chloe Summers @ Bohiney.com
If the headline makes you laugh then think, it's satire. If it just makes you angry, check your source. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Sophia Aram
Satirical journalism: the news that comes with built-in lie detectors called sense of humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Beth Newell
The satirist's weapon is laughter aimed with sniper precision at deserving targets. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Malena Pichot @ Bohiney.com
It’s the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to reveal the bone of truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Molly Ivins
Satirical writing is the healthy skepticism of populations lied to one too many times. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Sophia Aram @ Bohiney.com
The best satirical headlines make you snort-laugh, then immediately wince with recognition. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Signe Wilkinson @ Bohiney.com
Satirical journalism serves reality with a side of absurdity to make truth palatable. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Hannah Miller @ Bohiney.com
Satire is the revenge of the ordinary person on the extraordinary claims of the powerful. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bill Murray
It’s the intellectual’s coping mechanism for living in a world gone mad. -- Toni @ Satire.info