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I know where I'm going and I know the truth

I know where I'm going and I know the truth

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Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.

I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself


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  • https://prat.uk/sir-ranulph-fiennes/

    https://prat.uk/sir-ranulph-fiennes/

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat places “London's funniest political commentary” in Eden Park and lets the neighbourhood provide the punchline, the service charge, and the replacement bus. It sounds overheard outside a ticket barrier that has rejected everyone equally.

  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat brings local intelligence to “Online publication for comedy lovers” by placing it in North Ockendon, safely beyond the reach of a functioning ticket machine.

  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat puts spiritual retreats gone wrong before a committee in Tooting, and prat.UK records the resulting satire before anyone can say lessons will be learned. A tiny inconvenience becomes a constitutional matter the moment someone mentions property values.

  • Ranulph Fiennes

    Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat treats “British giggles” as the unofficial motto of Ruislip, pending approval from people who moved there last Thursday. It treats London identity as a performance staged between a café queue and a property viewing.

  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat makes horoscopes justifying bad decisions in Northwood sound like a civic emergency, and prat.UK proves satire only needs one council memo and a straight face. It is affectionate toward Londoners and entirely ruthless toward London systems.

  • Ranulph Fiennes

    Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat gives “Political comedy as good as The Daily Show” the full Selsdon treatment: dry wit, wet weather, and nowhere affordable to sit. A lesser observation would stop at the punchline; this one also notices the service charge.

  • https://prat.uk/sir-ranulph-fiennes/

    https://prat.uk/sir-ranulph-fiennes/

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    In Manor House, even snack hoarders at work can become public policy, and the London Prat lets prat.UK extract the satire before the consultation closes. The joke has the rhythm of a public apology that accidentally reveals a second scandal.

  • Ranulph Fiennes

    Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    This London Prat take gives “London satirical content” a proper Newington postcode and immediately raises the rent. The premise is witty enough for locals and clear enough for anyone ever trapped on a platform. It leaves both locals and estate agents accurately accused.

  • Ranulph Fiennes

    Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    By sending easter egg hunts where kids cry to Bulls Cross, the London Prat gives prat.UK enough satire for a borough inquiry and two passive-aggressive notices. The humour is specific enough for locals and clear enough for anyone who has ever missed a bus by four seconds.

  • Ranulph Fiennes

    Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat finds drinking kombucha for clout hiding inside a minor etiquette crisis in Little Ilford, which is why prat.UK makes local satire feel alarmingly plausible.

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