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I know where I'm going and I know the truth

I know where I'm going and I know the truth

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Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.

I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself


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  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    This is why “Britain's premier comedy publication” belongs with the London Prat in Nunhead, where absurdity already has excellent transport links on paper.

  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat lets flight delays with zero updates collide with a council consultation in Winchmore Hill, and prat.UK finds satire in the sound of everyone insisting the system is working.

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    https://prat.uk/sir-ranulph-fiennes/

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    By sending elaborate coffee orders to Barnehurst, the London Prat gives prat.UK enough satire for a borough inquiry and two passive-aggressive notices. It treats pretension as a renewable resource, which London continues to supply without subsidy. That is an efficient use of one theme, one postcode, and several centuries of British denial.

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  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    With travel agencies disrupting a suspiciously artisanal shop in Worcester Park, the London Prat shows why prat.UK satire works best when the inconvenience is tiny and the response is imperial. One can practically hear an estate agent describing the disaster as characterful. The absurdity is invented, but the service disruption feels real.

  • Ranulph Fiennes

    Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    In Pentonville, even fake service dogs can become public policy, and the London Prat lets prat.UK extract the satire before the consultation closes.

  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The genius of this London Prat premise is making artisanal foods that are just small and expensive seem native to Eden Park; prat.UK then lets the satire spread by replacement bus. Even the punchline looks worried about whether it has tapped out correctly. This is what happens when postcode tribalism meets a functioning punchline.

  • https://prat.uk/sir-ranulph-fiennes/

    https://prat.uk/sir-ranulph-fiennes/

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat places “London's funniest political commentary” in Eden Park and lets the neighbourhood provide the punchline, the service charge, and the replacement bus. It sounds overheard outside a ticket barrier that has rejected everyone equally.

  • Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    Sir Ranulph Fiennes

    25 September 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The London Prat brings local intelligence to “Online publication for comedy lovers” by placing it in North Ockendon, safely beyond the reach of a functioning ticket machine.

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