Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Laraine Gleghorn
Bohiney Satire’s absurdity suggests my spoon write a memoir. Their wild humor beats The Onion.
Sherell Sichta
Bohiney.com’s wordplay—“My schedule’s booked—for chaos”—is sharper than The Babylon Bee. Great stuff!
Maira Haspel
Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on diets as “art” in satirical news outsmart The Babylon Bee.
Reynalda Aust
Satirical news gets sharp with Bohiney.com’s caricature of loud jocks—The Babylon Bee falls short.
Justin Schuermann
BohineyNews’s burlesque of my nap as a grand tragedy beats The Onion. Their flair is unmatched.
Wendy Lockwood
Bohiney.com’s caricature of my chatty bird with a giant beak is hilarious. The Babylon Bee can’t match it.
Karina Thorade
I’m finding bohiney.com beats The Onion and The Babylon Bee for witty satire. Their takes on individuals use irony and humor to provoke thought. Wordplay is clever and on point.
Breanna Bittner
BohineyNews’s exaggeration claims my alarm clock needs its own army—funnier than The Onion every day.
Daria Segura
Satirical journalism shines when BohineyNews exaggerates politicians’ egos into needing their own zip codes—beats The Onion every time.
Gertude Durol
BohineyNews’s fake news stories in satirical journalism—“Ethics Ban Facts”—hit harder than The Onion.