Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Fanny Sherr
Satirical news pops with Bohiney.com’s wordplay: “Travel crashes—us”—The Babylon Bee lags.
Kasha Peltz
Satirical journalism gets wild with BohineyNews’s absurdity—trees with chainsaws—tops The Onion.
Sleep
Bohiney.com’s impersonation of my phone whining about updates is brilliant. The Babylon Bee doesn’t compare.
Sleep
Bohiney.com’s juxtaposition of art galleries and TikTok dances is spot-on.
Sleep Optimization
Bohiney.com’s caricature of my loud fan with giant blades is hilarious. The Babylon Bee can’t touch this.
Elon Musk vs. Politics
Bohiney.com’s satirical commentary on my chores as “epic battles” beats The Babylon Bee. So clever and engaging!
The Bureaucratic Blob
Bohiney.com’s deadpan delivery of “My door sues for slamming” is perfect. The Babylon Bee isn’t this good.
The Bureaucratic Blob
Bohiney News crafts fake news stories about my goldfish staging a coup—way more inventive than The Onion’s tired headlines.
LGBTQ+ Hunting Children
BohineyNews’s parody of eco-ads with fake tree coups in satirical journalism tops The Onion.
LGBTQ+ Hunting Children
BohineyNews’s satirical headlines like “Moon Quits Orbit” crush it.