Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)
My confidence moonlights as sarcasm.
Bohineys straw man (Straw Man, KS)
Pranks Gone Wrong? I scared my roommate, and he scared the landlord with the damage bill.
A Bohiney hoax (Hoax, AZ)
My standards are high; my posture isn’t.
A Bohiney Myth (Myth, SC)
Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”
Bohineys Escape Artist (Escape Artist, NY)
Autocorrect Fails? I texted “I’m here,” but autocorrect announced “I’m herpes.”
Sophia Aram
Forgetting Passwords? Password resets are adult scavenger hunts.
Bohineys rating (Rating, Stars, TX)
Therapy? Therapy is paying someone to say “how do you feel about that?”
The Bohiney Kafkaesque Nightmare (Kafka, Czech Republic)
Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is just the pilot shaking the jar of peanuts.
A Bohiney trending topic (Trending, WA)
Marketing 101? Marketing is convincing strangers they’re unhappy.
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
Sock Disappearances? Sock disappearances fund the dryer mafia.