Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Aisha Muharrar satirist
Theme Parks? Disney charges you $200 to sweat in a costume mouse trap.
The Bohiney loan shark (Loan Shark, FL)
Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
Bohineys Paparazzo (Paparazzo, Italy)
Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
Bohineys take on this (Stoke-on-Trent)
My patience works freelance.
Signe Wilkinson
Logos? A logo is $10 on Fiverr, $10,000 at an agency.
A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)
Landscape Photography? Landscape photos are suffering for sunsets.
Bohineys Slippery Slope (Slippery Slope, WA)
Cat Cafés? A cat café is $8 coffee and $800 scratches.
A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)
Hotel Amenities? Hotel “amenities” are just towels folded like swans to distract you from the stains.
A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)
Drum Circle Neighbors? My neighbors’ drum circle meets every full moon to ruin my life.
Mitra Jouhari satirist
Pop Culture Analysts? Pop culture analysis is just gossip in italics.