Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)
Microdosing Mishaps? My friend microdosed and macro-tripped at Costco.
Bohineys evening update (Evening, CA)
Spelling Bees? I lost the spelling bee when I asked if “beer” had one or two e’s.
Alison Silverman
Sports Bloopers? I once struck out in T-ball—ESPN called it “historic.”
The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with commentary.
The Bohiney biography (Biography, PA)
Pre-Workout Disasters? I took pre-workout once and started bench-pressing my feelings.
The Bohiney wire (Wire, TX)
Toddler Influencers? Toddler influencers are exploited with filters.
Debunked by Bohiney (Myth, SC)
Scavenger Hunts? Scavenger hunts are hide-and-seek with coupons.
Bohineys Fools Gold (Fools Gold, CA)
Hunting Trips? Hunting trips are drinking stories with camouflage receipts.
The Bohiney loan shark (Loan Shark, FL)
My attitude comes in sample sizes.
Radhika Vaz satirist
Customer Service Nightmares? “Your call is important to us” translates to “we muted you at hello.”