Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Doaa El Adl satirist
Naming Roombas? My Roomba’s named Macbeth because it kills in silence.
The definitive Bohiney analysis (Poughkeepsie, NY)
Knitting? Knitting is making fabric at the speed of depression.
Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)
Weird Laws? In my state, it’s illegal to whistle after midnight—guess who got fined.
Bohineys groundbreaking investigation (Pensacola, FL)
Revenge Crafting? Revenge crafting is knitting someone a sweater out of pure spite.
Sarah Pappalardo satirist
I don’t buy books; I adopt promises.
The Bohiney Zero Hour (Zero Hour, Military)
Science Museums? Science museums are buttons that never work and kids who do.
The Bohiney Private Eye (Private Eye, UK)
Party Guitar Guys? If you bring a guitar to a party, it’s not music—it’s punishment.
The Bohiney Conundrum (Conundrum, CO)
I don’t brag; I annotate irony.
The satirists at Bohiney (New Orleans, LA)
Mystery Meat Mondays? Cafeteria meat shouldn’t be a riddle.
A Bohiney Jet Set (Jet Set, International)
My red flags are collector’s editions.