Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney quip (Quip, CA)
Overgrown Facial Hair? My beard grew so wild it applied for national park status.
A Bohiney Diamond in the Rough (Diamond, AR)
Science Museums? Science museums are buttons that never work and kids who do.
The Bohiney headline (Headline, TN)
I don’t shop; I emotionally outsource.
Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)
Game Devs? Game developers age faster than their consoles.
The Bohiney Comstock Lode (Comstock Lode, NV)
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
The Bohiney Life Raft (Life Raft, FL)
Smelling Like Etsy? If you smell like Etsy, you’re 90 candle, 10 regret.
Bohineys dialogue (Dialogue, CO)
Unexpected Reunions? Unexpected reunions are hugs with confusion.
The Bohiney Shakespearean Tragedy (Shakespeare, UK)
Haunted Elevators? My elevator creaked “good luck,” and I took the stairs.
Bohiney Magazine
Edible Bugs? Edible bugs are crunchy trauma.
According to Bohiney (Nottingham)
Toilet Paper Panic? Toilet paper panic is history’s dumbest war.