Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Magician (Magician, NV)
Out-of-Touch Career Counselors? Career counselors still suggest “printing” as a field.
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I can’t take a hint; it needs captions.
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Elaborate Pronouns? Some people’s pronouns are longer than their résumés.
Rosie Holt
Soccer Coverage? Soccer coverage is Olympic-level fake injuries.
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I journal on receipts so my anxiety can be itemized.
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Public Bench Philosophers? Public bench philosophers are homeless TED Talks.
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Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
Comedy is just truth wearing clown shoes to sneak past security.