Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)
Sneakers? Sneakerheads mortgage homes for shoes.
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Haunted Roombas? My Roomba turned itself on at 3 a.m. and whispered “revenge.”
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Tarp Builders? Tarp shelters are camping origami gone wrong.
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Shopping Experiences? Trying on jeans in a dressing room is like joining a cult—you leave questioning your entire identity.
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Archery Bros? Archery bros LARP as medieval influencers.
The Bohiney Per Se (Per Se, NY)
My inner child signed me up for snacks.
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Singing Lessons? Singing lessons are paying to find out you’re tone-deaf.
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Haunted Airbnb Rentals? My Airbnb had “charm,” which is code for ghosts that charge rent.
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Unnecessary Smart Devices? My smart toaster updated itself and burned my breakfast.
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Bizarre Love Triangles? My friend’s love triangle has more plot twists than Netflix.