Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Spot (Spot, NJ)
Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
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Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)
Enneagram Obsession? My friend blames everything on her Enneagram number, including murder.
Bohineys Ad Hoc (Ad Hoc, CA)
Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
Akash Banerjee
Sports Analysis? Sports analysis is men yelling with graphs.
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Esports? Esports is yelling at pixels for sponsors.
The Bohiney Rabbit Hole (Rabbit Hole, Wonderland)
My optimism has terms & conditions.
A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)
I buy candles to apologize to my apartment.
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Libraries? Libraries are shush factories.
Category 6: Question-Based
Micromanaging Roommates? My roommate assigns chores like he’s a general.