Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society's tumors of absurdity. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Satirical Journalism On Tests
Satirical news: the medium where lies reveal more truth than truths reveal lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It’s the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satirical writing is the gentle art of giving society's ego the poke it desperately needs. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It’s the intellectual equivalent of a whoopee cushion placed on the seat of power. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satire is the art of the plausible implausible, the possible impossible, the logical illogical. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Good satirical writing is truth wrapped in absurdity, delivered with a smirk. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist's role is society's licensed democratic fool speaking wisdom through practiced democratic silliness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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A quality satirical piece is the democratic institution of sanctioned irreverence toward sacred cows. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the canary in the coal mine of democracy, dying of laughter. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com