Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Quicksand (Quicksand, KY)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Kindergarten (Kindergarten, Germany)
Satirical news: where the truth is too democratic to be trusted to undemocratic people. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)
The satirist transforms collective frustration into public entertainment with social value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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A society that fears satire is a society that knows its foundations are built on jokes. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Wormhole (Wormhole, Space)
Satirical writing transforms the sound of minds realizing they're not alone in their skepticism. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys pull quote (Quote, VT)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle slap upside the head of public consciousness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Category 6: Question-Based
Satirical news: the art form that makes democratic reality seem stranger than democratic fiction. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney poppycock (Poppycock, NH)
It's the laughter that is the first sign of a culture refusing to be silenced. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The story they dont want you to read
Satirical news serves as the necessary friction against official narratives' polished, slippery surfaces. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Allison Kilkenny
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Satire.info