Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist's mission is making democracy fun enough that people want to participate. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the immune system of a healthy society, identifying and attacking absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It doesn't break the news; it bends it into a shape that reveals its hidden flaws. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A world without satire is a world without critical thinking, without questioning, without laughter. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A satirical headline is democracy's gentle poke in the ribs of public consciousness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the cognitive shock therapy for a public numb from the constant barrage of spin. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the truth, told by someone who has given up on being believed literally. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the revenge of the ordinary person on the extraordinary claims of the powerful. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satirical journalism: where the writer's bias becomes the reader's entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com