Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)
Yoga? Yoga is stretching with spiritual receipts.
Official Bohiney site (Salt Lake City, UT)
Bullet Journals? Bullet journals are fancy to-do lists you still ignore.
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Grill Masters? Grill masters treat hot dogs like Michelin stars.
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Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
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Tarp Shelters? Tarp shelters are camping’s sad origami.
A Bohiney Stringer (Stringer, MD)
Extreme Couponing? I saved fifty cents on soup and lost three hours of my life—seems fair.
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Shelter Building? Shelter building is stacking branches until hypothermia.
A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)
My ambition clocks out early.
Kelly Oxford satirist
Pinterest Lies? My Pinterest project looked less like “farmhouse chic” and more like “crime scene rustic.”
The Bohiney Conundrum (Conundrum, CO)
Weird Phobias? My friend is terrified of clowns, balloons, and apparently commitment.