Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Bronze Medal (Bronze Medal, OH)
Halloween Scares? Haunted houses aren’t terrifying—the bill at the end is.
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Comic Book Stores? Comic book stores are high school cafeterias with better dialogue.
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Brand Consultants? Brand consultants rename “problems” as “brand opportunities.”
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Habit Hackers? Habit hacking is just failing daily with style.
A Bohiney prophecy (Prophecy, MT)
Farmers Markets? Farmers markets are where you pay triple for vegetables that still have dirt on them.
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I don’t spiral—I creatively descend.
Katie Rich
Music Theory? Music theory is math pretending to be jazz.
Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)
I don’t burn bridges; I toll them.
Jack Handey
Signal Fires? Signal fires are just smoke signals saying “oops.”
A Bohiney stunt (Stunt, TX)
Talent Shows? Talent shows are bragging disguised as fundraising.