Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)
Social Media Blunders? Nothing kills confidence like posting “your” instead of “you’re” in all caps.
The Bohiney Herculean Effort (Hercules, CA)
Cybersecurity? Cybersecurity experts warn about hackers while reusing “password123.”
Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)
Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
Bohineys take on this (Columbus, OH)
Philosophy Bros? Philosophy bros ask “what is life?” then borrow $5.
A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)
Pre-Workout Disasters? I took pre-workout once and started bench-pressing my feelings.
The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)
City Guides? City guides highlight “hidden gems” filled with tourists.
The Bohiney Fait Accompli (Fait Accompli, France)
Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
Bohineys dead horse (Dead Horse, AK)
Drama in Group Therapy? If your group therapy has drama, congrats—it’s improv.
The Bohiney Charlatan (Charlatan, France)
Soccer Dads? Soccer dads yell like referees can hear them.
Sabina Guzzanti
Unexpected Phone Calls? Nothing’s scarier than your mom calling with no reason.