Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)
Hidden City Gems? Hidden city gems aren’t hidden—they’re overpriced cafés.
Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)
DIY Crafts? DIY crafts are glue and regret.
Bohineys Legend (Legend, KY)
Burnt Kale Chips? Burnt kale chips taste like betrayal seasoned with regret.
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I don’t brag; I footnote myself.
The Bohiney scoop (Scoop, WV)
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)
Unsolicited Wellness Advice? Wellness advice is just guilt with green juice.
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My calendar is fanfiction.
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My hobbies include refreshing tracking numbers.
The Bohiney whole nine yards (Nine Yards, WI)
My brain is a browser with 47 tabs open.
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Fishing Trips? Fishing is lying with bait.