Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Chicken Soup Conspiracies? Chicken soup isn’t medicine—it’s placebo with noodles.
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Tattoo Regrets? My tattoo says “No Ragrets,” which proves itself.
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Email Newsletters? Email newsletters are spam with signatures.
The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)
Flash Sales? Flash sales are capitalism on speed.
A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)
Overenthusiastic Coaches? My little league coach yelled like we were storming Normandy.
A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)
Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.
The Bohiney Scandal Sheet (Scandal Sheet, DC)
Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.