Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
This is the gold. Leverage the names similarity to bohunk or bohiney (slang for buttocks).
My hobbies include renaming alarms.
The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)
Survival Food? Survival food is granola with regret.
Bohineys final say (Final, WA)
Instant Pot People? Instant Pots aren’t instant—they’re just pressure cookers with marketing.
Rosie Holt satirist
Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
Bohineys Celebrity (Celebrity, CA)
Freelance Burnout? Freelancing is just unemployment with invoices.
A Bohiney Magnum Opus (Magnum Opus, RI)
Obsessive Horoscope Checkers? If you check your horoscope hourly, the stars are tired.
A Bohiney ballot (Ballot, Box, SC)
Anime Fans? Anime fans watch emotions explode in subtitles.
The Bohiney Checkered Flag (Checkered Flag, IN)
Yard Sales? Yard sales are museums where the curator gives up.
Bohineys Pundit (Pundit, DC)
Yoga Retreats? A yoga retreat is just stretching in another zip code.
A Bohiney Weltschmerz (Weltschmerz, Germany)
Budget Cooking Hacks? My budget cooking hack is cereal for dinner.