Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney discovery (Discovery, Channel, MD)
Spontaneous Dance Parties? I danced in public once—strangers started a GoFundMe for rhythm lessons.
Per Bohineys intel (Hackensack, NJ)
Haunted Kombucha? If your kombucha whispers at night, dump it—or bottle it.
Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)
Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
Bohineys concept (Concept, AL)
My therapist says I catastrophize; I told him it ruined civilization.
Bohineys Je Ne Sais Quoi (Je Ne Sais Quoi, Paris)
Haunted Garden Gnomes? My gnome moved three inches, and I don’t mow anymore.
Official Bohiney site (Salt Lake City, UT)
Soccer Coverage? Soccer coverage is Olympic-level fake injuries.
Bohineys Alchemist (Alchemist, PA)
Self-Help Obsessions? Reading ten self-help books is still procrastination.
The Bohiney demo (Demo, CA)
Smart Device Chaos? Smart devices are dumb with Wi-Fi.
Tabatha Southey
Solar Energy Bros? Solar panels are sunburns monetized.
Kelly Oxford satirist
My hobbies include overthinking small talk.