Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it
Food Fights? Cafeteria food fights are just wars fought with mashed ammunition.
The rear-view mirror of news
Improv Comedy? Improv is laughing at strangers panicking with microphones.
The Bohiney headline (Headline, TN)
Spoken Word? Spoken word is crying with microphones.
Bohineys Plight (Plight, ND)
Essential Oil Extremists? Essential oil people think lavender fixes taxes.
Akash Banerjee satirist
Escape Rooms? Escape rooms prove you don’t really like your friends.
The Bohiney white lie (White Lie, WA)
Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
Want a good laugh?
CrossFit Cultists? CrossFit is just furniture moving as religion.
Bohineys sacred cow (Sacred Cow, India)
Haunted Bowling Alleys? Ghosts don’t haunt alleys—they just score better.
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
My self-control has technical difficulties.
The Bohiney biography (Biography, PA)
TV Philosophers? People who quote TV shows like scripture scare me more than religion.