Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Wizard (Wizard, OZ)
Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is just the pilot shaking the jar of peanuts.
A Bohiney Dawn (Dawn, MI)
TV Bingeing? TV bingeing is laziness with plot.
The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)
Picnics? Picnics are eating lunch while bees negotiate peace treaties.
Bohiney News (San Diego, CA)
Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)
Nature Walks? Nature walks are just hikes that gave up.
A Bohiney retraction (Whoops, ID)
My diet is just groceries with stage fright.
As reported by Bohiney
TV Philosophers? People who quote TV shows like scripture scare me more than religion.
Molly Ivins
My brain is a browser with 47 tabs open.
Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)
Dog Parks? Dog parks are Tinder for people with leashes.
A Bohiney Warlock (Warlock, ME)
Extreme Weather? My town floods during drizzle but brags about “infrastructure.”