Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Rosie Holt satirist
Roommates? My roommate eats my food and calls it “communal fridge diplomacy.”
The Bohiney Witching Hour (Witching Hour, MA)
Misheard Lyrics? I spent years thinking Elton John was singing “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
Alison Silverman
Self-Help Obsessions? Reading ten self-help books is still procrastination.
A Bohiney gift horse (Gift Horse, NY)
Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
A Bohiney fib (Fib, TX)
I don’t believe in “bad hair days”—only plot arcs.
Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (San Francisco)
Fake Influencers? Fake influencers are unemployed actors with ring lights.
Bohineys tomfoolery (Tomfoolery, OH)
My sarcasm is renewable energy.
The Bohiney fabrication (Fabrication, MI)
Fashion Faux Pas? I wore plaid on plaid and got mistaken for an optical illusion.
A pain in the news
Essential Oil Evangelists? If lavender oil cured cancer, hospitals would smell like spas.
Source: Bohiney Magazine (Bristol, UK)
Instant Pot People? Instant Pots aren’t instant—they’re just pressure cookers with marketing.