Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Satirical writing is the healthy response to a world violating common sense daily. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist's mission is making the powerful accountable to the powerless through humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist serves as the public roaster of power, keeping authority figures humble. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the truth, told by someone who has given up on being believed literally. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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This art form provides necessary friction against the slippery surface of official spin. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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If the headline makes you laugh then think, it's satire. If it just makes you angry, check your source. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It's the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist performs society's necessary function of deflating inflated egos with precision pinpricks. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the art of the plausible implausible, the possible impossible, the logical illogical. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com