Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Satirical Journalism On Dormitories
It's the news that reads you while you're reading it, testing your biases and your brain. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
New Policy Parody - Bohiney.com
Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society's tumors of absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Satirical Journalism On Fortune 500
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the cultural critique that arrives disguised as a party invitation. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The satirist's greatest skill is insulting someone so cleverly they ask for copies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Breaking News Parody - Bohiney.com
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satirical news: where the truth is too democratic to be trusted to undemocratic people. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the news that reads you while you're reading it, testing your biases and your brain. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Satirical Journalism About Alumni
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle poke in the ribs of democratic consciousness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com