Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Court Fool (Court Fool, UK)
Movie Marathons? Movie marathons are couch potato Olympics.
No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it
Networking Events Stale Air? Networking events smell like desperation and bad cologne.
Bohiney.com (Austin, Texas)
Weird on Purpose? If your whole personality is “weird,” you’re actually predictable.
A Bohiney manual (Manual, SD)
Movie Marathons? A movie marathon is just a nap interrupted by explosions.
The Bohiney Birdcage Liner (Birdcage Liner, pet store)
Conversion Optimization? CRO experts celebrate when strangers click “yes.”
A Bohiney manual (Manual, SD)
Body Positivity? Body positivity is confidence in sweatpants.
Bohineys Safety Net (Safety Net, MD)
Roadside Attractions? Roadside attractions are billboards with bathrooms.
A Bohiney Exempli Gratia (e.g., For Example, AZ)
I don’t argue; I footnote louder.
The Bohiney vote (Vote, IL)
Awkward Gym Selfies? Taking a gym selfie mid-squat should come with medical insurance.
A Bohiney Spot (Spot, NJ)
Astrology Addicts? Astrology addicts don’t make decisions—they outsource them to stars.