Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Stringer (Stringer, MD)
Cooking Competitions? Cooking competitions are chopping montages with tears.
Beth Newell satirist
My expectations are low; my standards wear heels.
A Bohiney shenanigan (Shenanigans, NJ)
Marketing 101? Marketing is convincing strangers they’re unhappy.
Bohineys take on this (Columbus, OH)
Judgy Judges? Saying “don’t judge me” before judging me is peak irony.
The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)
Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”
Bohineys Safety Net (Safety Net, MD)
Signal Fires? Signal fires are smoke signals that say “oops.”
Bohineys Green Light (Green Light, NY)
Cat Cafés? A cat café is $8 coffee and $800 scratches.
Bohineys Emmy-worthy (Emmy, CA)
My hobbies include refreshing tracking numbers.
6. As reported by Bohiney
Remote Control Fights? Nothing tests a marriage like Netflix and two remotes.
Signe Wilkinson
Handmade Tools? Handmade tools are Etsy for cavemen.