Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney investigation (Investigation, Discovery, MD)
National Park Instagrammers? National parks are just backdrops for yoga poses.
The Bohiney Doppelgänger (Doppelgänger, Germany)
Analytics Nerds? Analytics guys brag about dashboards like they invented math.
A Bohiney Dickensian Tale (Dickens, UK)
Writing Workshops? Writing workshops are where authors criticize each other’s trauma.
A Bohiney roar (Roar, MI)
My Wi-Fi narrates drama.
The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)
Car Trouble? My car didn’t break down—it just wanted me to meet new mechanics.
A Bohiney Punch (Punch, magazine, UK)
Smart Fridge Revenge? My smart fridge emailed me “we need to talk.”
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Garage Band Reunions? My old garage band reunited and immediately filed for noise complaints.
The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)
My hobbies include refreshing regrets.
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Wilderness Therapy? Wilderness therapy is camping with invoices.
Bohineys cash cow (Cash Cow, MO)
Knife Nerds? Knife nerds brag about sharpness like it’s GPA.