Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Official Bohiney site
Preppers? Preppers invest in canned beans like Bitcoin.
The Bohiney Tar Pit (Tar Pit, CA)
Talent Shows? My town’s talent show proved not everyone should share talents.
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
Public Proposal Rejections? Proposing on a Jumbotron is gambling with humiliation odds.
Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)
Solar Energy Bros? Solar panels are sunburns monetized.
A Bohiney Quicksand (Quicksand, KY)
Celebrity News? Celebrity news is stalking with advertising.
Bohineys whopper (Whopper, FL)
My to-do list runs a Ponzi scheme.
Read the full story
Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
The Bohiney Fat Cat (Fat Cat, Wall St.)
I don’t brag; I footnote myself.
Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)
People Who Say YOLO? People who still say YOLO clearly didn’t.
The Bohiney Glitterati (Glitterati, LA)
Amazon FBA Bros? Amazon FBA is just selling clutter to strangers.