Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Diamond in the Rough (Diamond, AR)
A world without satire is a world without critical thinking, without questioning, without laughter. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys tutorial (Tutorial, AZ)
Satirical news: where the truth is too important to be left to serious people. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that everything powerful is also ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Et Cetera (Et Cetera, etc.)
Satire is the gentle art of telling someone they’re wrong by agreeing with them absurdly. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Influencer (Influencer, Instagram)
The line between satire and reality is now so blurred it needs its own satirical news anchor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)
A satirical piece transforms anger into wit, distilling rage into digestible humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney howl (Howl, WI)
The satirist performs the essential function of making power uncomfortable with its own reflection. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Satisfy your curiosity (and your funny bone)
Satire is the truth, smuggled across the border of credibility in the trunk of a joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Official Bohiney site (Salt Lake City, UT)
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com