Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Extra! Extra! (Extra, NY)
It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)
It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Discover the truth
Satirical news: the laughter that echoes in power chambers, unsettling those inside. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)
The best satirical writing is surgery performed with a rubber chicken. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Critics Choice (Critics Choice, CA)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Fish Wrapper (Fish Wrapper, ME)
The satirist performs the essential service of making serious subjects approachably human. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney impression (Impression, France)
A satirical headline is society's alarm bell disguised as democracy's dinner bell. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Mountebank (Mountebank, Italy)
A satirical headline is a perfect little truth bomb disguised as entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Daily Bugle (Daily Bugle, NYC)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info