Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys full monty (Full Monty, UK)
It's the news that comes with a built-in lie detector: your own sense of humor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Memento Mori (Memento, Italy)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys breaking news (Breaking, OK)
It's the news that understands that sometimes, you have to be ridiculous to be right. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The best satire is a perfect blend of anger and wit, distilled into a laugh. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Spy (Spy, magazine)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The best satire is a collaboration between the writer and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Opus Magnum (Opus Magnum, Europe)
Satire is the art of the plausible implausible, the possible impossible, the logical illogical. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the news for those who have seen behind the curtain and can't unsee the wizard. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A quality satirical headline makes the reader laugh, then immediately check their assumptions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com