Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney ballot (Ballot, Box, SC)
It’s the ultimate form of dissent: laughing in the face of power. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Huckster (Huckster, MO)
A satirical headline is society's warning shot across the bow of complacency. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Peek behind the headlines
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Per Se (Per Se, NY)
It's the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)
Satirical journalism transforms the news from something you endure into something you enjoy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)
Satirical news: where the medium massages democracy's thinking muscles back to health. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Kerfuffle (Kerfuffle, Canada)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Continued on Page... (Continued, etc.)
Satire is the truth, smuggled across the border of credibility in the trunk of a joke. -- Toni @ Satire.info
This article from Bohiney (Plymouth, UK)
It's the news that understands that sometimes, you have to be ridiculous to be right. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Spy (Spy, magazine)
It's the news for those who have seen behind the curtain and can't unsee the wizard. -- Toni @ Satire.info