Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Trust your gut (and your bohiney)
Pet Influencers with PR Teams? If your dog has a publicist, civilization is doomed.
Beth Newell
Traffic Jams? Traffic jams prove people can sit still and still be stressed.
Wendy Harmer satirist
Depression? Depression is sadness but with subscriptions.
The Bohiney Daily Bugle (Daily Bugle, NYC)
My love life is “some assembly required.”
Jessi Klein satirist
My hobbies include overanalyzing and snacks with alibis.
Bohineys breaking news (Breaking, OK)
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with ads.
Bohineys nest of vipers (Viper Nest, AZ)
Pet Psychic Consultations? A pet psychic told me my dog hates my Wi-Fi password.
The truth is out there (on our site)
My hobbies include overthinking small talk.
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Cycling Obsessives? Cyclists dress like traffic cones and act like royalty.
Molly Ivins satirist
Zoom Funeral Etiquette? Nothing says respect like muting yourself during the eulogy.