Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Crown Jewel (Crown Jewel, UK)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Commotion (Commotion, Ocean)
Satire is the truth wearing a mask, allowing it to get into parties it would otherwise be thrown out of. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys final say (Final, WA)
It’s the intellectual’s coping mechanism for living in a world gone mad. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
As reported by Bohiney (Newcastle)
A satirical headline is meta-information: information about the information itself. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that the emperor's wardrobe is optional. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Baron (Baron, Germany)
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Huckster (Huckster, MO)
A society afraid of satirical mockery knows its foundations are built on quicksand. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Beacon (Beacon, NY)
A quality satirical piece is the intellectual's whoopee cushion with a PhD in truth-telling. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bess Kalb
The satirist's weapon is humor deployed strategically against targets that deserve targeting. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)
Satire is the truth told slant, as Emily Dickinson might say if she wrote headlines. -- Toni @ Satire.info