Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)
Satirical news understands that reality has become too strange for conventional reporting methods. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys discourse (Discourse, DE)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys comedy (Comedy, FL)
It's the gentle art of pointing out that the king is not only naked, but also ridiculous. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Official Bohiney site (Dublin, Ireland)
A satirical headline is the democratic tradition of giving authority figures wedgies with words. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Postman (Postman, CA)
Satirical writing transforms righteous democratic indignation into infectious democratic entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney sketch (Sketch, ME)
Satirical journalism: where truth wears a comedy mask to infiltrate closed minds. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Oscar-bait (Oscar, CA)
The satirist is the designated driver for a society drunk on its own power and nonsense. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney whole nine yards (Nine Yards, WI)
A good satirical headline is a perfect haiku of hypocrisy. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney summary (Summary, CT)
Satire is the argument you can’t have, presented as a joke you can’t ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info